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Monday, December 12, 2011
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Feds give up fight against medical marijuana
I feel sick. I think I need some ganja to heal my pains. I may have to move to California to do so but I can finally smoke herb in America and not face federal prosecution for it. It's a watershed moment in the fight to legalize marijuana and I for one and excited for the future when we can toke on the White House lawn!!
in reference to:"Thirteen years after California voters made the Golden State the first in the nation to legalize medical marijuana, the country's top law enforcement official told U.S. drug agents to stop raiding medical marijuana gardens and busting patients who have medical prescriptions for pot.In a sweeping directive, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder told federal authorities it's not a wise use of their time to go after people who use or provide medical marijuana in strict compliance with state law. Since California passed the groundbreaking Proposition 215 in 1996, 13 other states have passed similar laws."
- California medical pot community celebrates move to back off federal enforcement - San Jose Mercury News (view on Google Sidewiki)
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Last post using Blogger.com as we move to Wordpress installation
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled! Beenb a long time since I took that stroll yeah! Come with me babe as I move on over to a new and improved Alfred Moya blog at AlfredMoya.com. I am dumping Blogger.com and moving up to a Wordpress installation for my blog with anew and improved Gallery and Forum for all of my friends and family.
Check back soon for more.
Check back soon for more.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Damn! A dread busted for bullshit!
So it had to be a dread that got busted for planting fake bombs in a "guerilla marketing" scheme that seems to have back fired. I'm glad to see homeboy had a sense of humor about it all and refused to answer questions unless they were about hair styles.
Kid knows he's in deep shit and still wants to laugh about it. I personally don't think he should be in so much trouble because it had to be an obvious hoax. Terrorists would not lay these things out in the open for everyone to find them so easily and after sometime they had to realize they were not exploding. I guess they say bad press is better than no press so I hope the at least paid the guy to get busted for this.

Two men charged after Boston security scare - New Zealand's source for World News on Stuff.co.nz
Kid knows he's in deep shit and still wants to laugh about it. I personally don't think he should be in so much trouble because it had to be an obvious hoax. Terrorists would not lay these things out in the open for everyone to find them so easily and after sometime they had to realize they were not exploding. I guess they say bad press is better than no press so I hope the at least paid the guy to get busted for this.

Two men charged after Boston security scare - New Zealand's source for World News on Stuff.co.nz
Authorities charged two men on Thursday with planting battery-powered signs promoting an animated cartoon that were mistaken for bombs and caused Boston's biggest security scare since the September 11 attacks.
Investigators were also probing the role of US media group Turner Broadcasting, which has apologized for Wednesday's day-long security scare triggered by a "guerrilla" marketing campaign for one of its cartoon shows.
Sean Stevens, 28, and Peter Berdovsky, 27, were released on a $US2500 bond each after pleading not guilty in state court to charges of placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct.
Prosecutors said the two were paid by a New York marketing company hired by Turner, and Mayor Thomas Menino has said the city may sue the company, a unit of Time Warner Inc.
"We're not unaware of the fact that the defendants are not at the top of the hierarchy (of responsibility) here," state assistant attorney general John Grossman told the hearing.
Berdovsky – a Belarus native with flowing dreadlocks – and Stevens mocked the process in an appearance with reporters, insisting on talking about hairstyles from the 1970s rather than addressing questions about the incident.
"We are only taking questions on hair," Berdovsky said.
The lawyer, Michael Rich, said the men never intended to cause panic and that Turner Broadcasting would pay their legal fees. Outside the courthouse, fans of the cartoon character held signs reading Free Peter and 1-31-07 never forget".
The 30-cm signs – a total of 38 across the city under bridges, on storefronts and near busy train stations – were meant to promote an animated character for an adult-themed show on Turner's Cartoon Network called Aqua Teen Hunger Force. A movie version is also being produced.
The signs were encased in dark plastic with wires protruding and lights wired to an electronic circuit board, and included a character making an obscene gesture. After the first one was found on Wednesday morning, police responded to calls of similar devices in at least eight other areas.
"These devices looked like a bomb," Grossman said.
"When I talked to the bomb squad who responded there. . . they tell us that what they look for is a power source, which existed here. . .they look for a circuit and there was a circuit board with wires attached to it. And that wire was running to what to their eye appeared to be a possible explosive material. It was wrapped in duct tape," said Grossman.
Grossman added that the signs' location in some of Boston's busiest areas also looked suspicious. "The location was such that it was the type of location one would put a bomb if you wanted to interrupt the infrastructure," he said.
At the alert's height, authorities mobilized emergency crews, federal agents, bomb squads, hundreds of police and the US Coast Guard as traffic came to a halt in busy areas. Roads, bridges and even part of the Charles River were closed.
Officials say the scare cost Boston as much as $US750,000.
The Boston Police Department said it was also investigating whether a surge of phone calls to emergency operators on Wednesday were co-ordinated as part of a marketing campaign.
Turner said the magnetic signs had been installed in 10 major US cities and were not intended to be a public threat. Police in Chicago and Seattle said they rounded up about 20 of the devices in each city but made no arrests. Police in Portland, Oregon said the signs there looked harmless.
"It appears that there was no intent to commit a crime, so the Portland Police Bureau has no reason to investigate," said Brain Schmautz, spokesman for the Portland Police Bureau.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Back for more at AlfredMoya.com
Whats up fuckers? I been laying low and super chill for about 6 months because my mom said I was getting out of control with the blog shit. I think maybe she was right but then again who gives a fuck right? We do live in a free country and I can say what I feel right? Well I feel this world is a fucked up place where real men like Martin Luther King are murdered and terrorists like George Bush are elected President not once but twice.
So, I'll see about ranting and raving some more about how I see the world and if anyone cares to read it thats the shit. If not then who cares right? I mean no one actually reads this crap anyway right? Do yourself a favor and read a book, not my blog.
So, I'll see about ranting and raving some more about how I see the world and if anyone cares to read it thats the shit. If not then who cares right? I mean no one actually reads this crap anyway right? Do yourself a favor and read a book, not my blog.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants - Yahoo! News
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants - Yahoo! News: "Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in
Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.
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General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
'The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests,' he said in a speech in Ottawa.
'We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them,' he said.
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
'A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,' Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: 'Sir, three years ago before I joined the army"
Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.
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General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.
'The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests,' he said in a speech in Ottawa.
'We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them,' he said.
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
'A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,' Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: 'Sir, three years ago before I joined the army"
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
U.S. Rice Supply Contaminated
U.S. Rice Supply Contaminated
The US Food supply is contaminatedby gentically modified food crops. This particular contamination seems safe but here is a greatline from this story.
"If we become aware of any new information to suggest that food or feed is unsafe, we will take action"
What the fuck kind of action do you take to stop the contamination of our food supplies? Read the article. they stopped testing the crop on 01 and it showed up in the 05 crops. How the fuck did it get there? Who put it in the gene pool?
This is a form of pollution. Possibly the worse form. Genetic pollution of the planets food supply is no joking matter. Read the fine print in the article and see who benefits the most. Aventis stands to gain if this strain infects the planets rice gene pool. Can you imagine every rice farmer in the world forced to buy Avetis weedkiller because of a corporate slip up? The testing ended in 2001 and it showed up in the 2005 crops. How do you think that happened?
Here is the best line in the whole article.
"If we become aware of any new information to suggest that food or feed is unsafe, we will take action,"
What action do you think they can take in the future to stop the spread. Isn't it best to get to it now while the contamination is small and controllable? What if they fail to gain approval for this strain because of adverse allergic reactions?
What would the world be like if one of the planets most important food crops is rendered useless because of genetic tampering by corporations looking to lock up patents on our food supplies? They are turning the tables on us folks. What used to grow free from gods green earth is now protected by patent laws.
Whats next GM water? Will PepsiCo come up with an improved and patented version of good old H20 some day and license it to us all?
Food is a building block of all life and should not be protected by patents. It's a crime to contaminate the food supply and these people should pay with their lives in my opinion. They should be tried and judged by a jury of their peers and executed in public for crimes against humanity.
The US Food supply is contaminatedby gentically modified food crops. This particular contamination seems safe but here is a greatline from this story.
"If we become aware of any new information to suggest that food or feed is unsafe, we will take action"
What the fuck kind of action do you take to stop the contamination of our food supplies? Read the article. they stopped testing the crop on 01 and it showed up in the 05 crops. How the fuck did it get there? Who put it in the gene pool?
This is a form of pollution. Possibly the worse form. Genetic pollution of the planets food supply is no joking matter. Read the fine print in the article and see who benefits the most. Aventis stands to gain if this strain infects the planets rice gene pool. Can you imagine every rice farmer in the world forced to buy Avetis weedkiller because of a corporate slip up? The testing ended in 2001 and it showed up in the 2005 crops. How do you think that happened?
Here is the best line in the whole article.
"If we become aware of any new information to suggest that food or feed is unsafe, we will take action,"
What action do you think they can take in the future to stop the spread. Isn't it best to get to it now while the contamination is small and controllable? What if they fail to gain approval for this strain because of adverse allergic reactions?
What would the world be like if one of the planets most important food crops is rendered useless because of genetic tampering by corporations looking to lock up patents on our food supplies? They are turning the tables on us folks. What used to grow free from gods green earth is now protected by patent laws.
Whats next GM water? Will PepsiCo come up with an improved and patented version of good old H20 some day and license it to us all?
Food is a building block of all life and should not be protected by patents. It's a crime to contaminate the food supply and these people should pay with their lives in my opinion. They should be tried and judged by a jury of their peers and executed in public for crimes against humanity.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Advocating Massacre: An Insight Into The NeoCon Mindset
Advocating Massacre: An Insight Into The NeoCon Mindset: "This may sound harsh but I really don't agree with any sort of 'cease fire' at all as far as Hezbollah and Hamas are concerned. In my opinion, which doesn't count for squat any more than anyone else's really, I think Israel should keep going until the radical violent factions which want only Israel's destruction are destroyed themselves - completely - and killed down to the last man.'"
This idiot is exactly wht is wrond with America. We cannot simply bomb a problem away. When you kill innocent people like this it only breeds more hatred. So you kill the town. What are you going to do> destry a whole country? Won't the people in the next town hate you for what you have done their neighbors? Don't we as Americans stand united? If so how can this dumb ass think that these people will not some day also unite against their enemy Israel?
Ho can you end a war that no one wants to stop fighting?
This idiot is exactly wht is wrond with America. We cannot simply bomb a problem away. When you kill innocent people like this it only breeds more hatred. So you kill the town. What are you going to do> destry a whole country? Won't the people in the next town hate you for what you have done their neighbors? Don't we as Americans stand united? If so how can this dumb ass think that these people will not some day also unite against their enemy Israel?
Ho can you end a war that no one wants to stop fighting?
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
ABC News: Parents Think Boy Is Reincarnated Pilot
ABC News: Parents Think Boy Is Reincarnated Pilot
Here is an interesting story on reincarnation. This family believes their child remembers details of a past life. Sounds odd but I think it's possible. I think the human spirit is far more powerful then any of us can imagine and to say that a life can be born but not born again makes little sense to me. The miracle of life may well be that it does not end but that most of us simply cannot recall past attempts.
Here is an interesting story on reincarnation. This family believes their child remembers details of a past life. Sounds odd but I think it's possible. I think the human spirit is far more powerful then any of us can imagine and to say that a life can be born but not born again makes little sense to me. The miracle of life may well be that it does not end but that most of us simply cannot recall past attempts.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
CNN.com - Study: Mushrooms produce mystical experiences - Jul 11, 2006
CNN.com - Study: Mushrooms produce mystical experiences - Jul 11, 2006: "Psychopharmacology"
I think I am a "Psychopharmacologist"
I had my first psycopharmacological religious experience tripping nuts on LSD in 1992 I thnk it was. Saw god and lights and all sorts of good things on plain paper hits. Cool at the time but not so cool now. I think my mind she was tricking me. There be no god.
I had my first out of body experience while buried deep in a ketamine hole back in 1995.I remember laying on my bed and watching my lifeless body lay still on my bed next to two people who should not have been there. I remember asking myself if I was dead as I reached up and played with my face. I watched my body move and do the same action. I was able to control my point of view and actually moved around the room up towards the ceiling. I circled the room and when someone walked in the I awoke. Whole thing lasted about 15 minutes of total out of body time which I understand is a long time. Felt like a dream and I actually forgot about it until I did some research on Ketamine years later and fully realized what had happened to me. I am not alone. Lots of people have had an out of body in a k-hole.
My second coming of christ was in jail. Yes I had a religious epiphany while incarcerated for personal possesion. A few weeks later I was sentenced to drug treatment and found a clean life. God had nothing to do with it. It was Judge Fowler and Spectrum not Jesus.
Jesus lets kids die of hunger in Africa while fat little american kids shit more nutrients than those people eat in a day. George Bush is the new Jesus warrior. The jesus freaks elected his ass and put his ass in the White House and he fucking started a war with the islamic allah nuts. Now we have 2500 confirmed dead America boys fighting for George and the jesus freaks and their war against allah. Stop the madness people. Stop fighting each other and lets fight those that control us. They thrive on this chaos amongst us and simply use it to wrest more control of our lives from us.
There lies a belief amongst many that the foundations of religion and its control mechansms can be found in tripping on mushrooms and our ancient ancestors. Do a little research on the real meaning of words and how we have distorted them over the millenia. Start with Freedom Domain and open your mind some. Look at what some people say can be found in the Dead Sea Scrolls about the foundations of Christianity. You will be surprised the drugs our religious forefathers were on.
Take a hit and relax. Jesus was a pot head if he ever even lived. His robes were made of hemp and he was annointed in hash oil, his skin was bronze with it. His pagan followers still practice these rituals. If he is a figment of mans imagination you must ask yourself what they were tripping on when they conceived that crap about an immaculate birth.
The linked report above is correct in stating that not everyone is prepared for a Trip through innerspace. Looking at yourself without the blinders of society is a tough one at best. Facing what you see and being honest about it seems to be humanities biggest problem. We're all full of shit. Eat some shrooms and open your mind. Your heart and ass are sure to follow. The good doctors in this report should review the research conducted in the 60's by the Russians using Tryptophan based chemicals like AMT and DMT. They actually prescribed AMT for depression and it worked a little to well. AMT is a nice drug in moderation but holy shit watch out if you go to far. It's painful.
I do not advocate using drugs if you are not in love with yourself and completely content in life. Self worth and high esteem are important or you can fall into a hole and never step out of it. If you have even the slightest amount of fear or insecurity you are sure to bad trip. You want to have a good time go it alone and enjoy yourself. No one can entertain me like I can entertain me.
I think I am a "Psychopharmacologist"
I had my first psycopharmacological religious experience tripping nuts on LSD in 1992 I thnk it was. Saw god and lights and all sorts of good things on plain paper hits. Cool at the time but not so cool now. I think my mind she was tricking me. There be no god.
I had my first out of body experience while buried deep in a ketamine hole back in 1995.I remember laying on my bed and watching my lifeless body lay still on my bed next to two people who should not have been there. I remember asking myself if I was dead as I reached up and played with my face. I watched my body move and do the same action. I was able to control my point of view and actually moved around the room up towards the ceiling. I circled the room and when someone walked in the I awoke. Whole thing lasted about 15 minutes of total out of body time which I understand is a long time. Felt like a dream and I actually forgot about it until I did some research on Ketamine years later and fully realized what had happened to me. I am not alone. Lots of people have had an out of body in a k-hole.
My second coming of christ was in jail. Yes I had a religious epiphany while incarcerated for personal possesion. A few weeks later I was sentenced to drug treatment and found a clean life. God had nothing to do with it. It was Judge Fowler and Spectrum not Jesus.
Jesus lets kids die of hunger in Africa while fat little american kids shit more nutrients than those people eat in a day. George Bush is the new Jesus warrior. The jesus freaks elected his ass and put his ass in the White House and he fucking started a war with the islamic allah nuts. Now we have 2500 confirmed dead America boys fighting for George and the jesus freaks and their war against allah. Stop the madness people. Stop fighting each other and lets fight those that control us. They thrive on this chaos amongst us and simply use it to wrest more control of our lives from us.
There lies a belief amongst many that the foundations of religion and its control mechansms can be found in tripping on mushrooms and our ancient ancestors. Do a little research on the real meaning of words and how we have distorted them over the millenia. Start with Freedom Domain and open your mind some. Look at what some people say can be found in the Dead Sea Scrolls about the foundations of Christianity. You will be surprised the drugs our religious forefathers were on.
Take a hit and relax. Jesus was a pot head if he ever even lived. His robes were made of hemp and he was annointed in hash oil, his skin was bronze with it. His pagan followers still practice these rituals. If he is a figment of mans imagination you must ask yourself what they were tripping on when they conceived that crap about an immaculate birth.
The linked report above is correct in stating that not everyone is prepared for a Trip through innerspace. Looking at yourself without the blinders of society is a tough one at best. Facing what you see and being honest about it seems to be humanities biggest problem. We're all full of shit. Eat some shrooms and open your mind. Your heart and ass are sure to follow. The good doctors in this report should review the research conducted in the 60's by the Russians using Tryptophan based chemicals like AMT and DMT. They actually prescribed AMT for depression and it worked a little to well. AMT is a nice drug in moderation but holy shit watch out if you go to far. It's painful.
I do not advocate using drugs if you are not in love with yourself and completely content in life. Self worth and high esteem are important or you can fall into a hole and never step out of it. If you have even the slightest amount of fear or insecurity you are sure to bad trip. You want to have a good time go it alone and enjoy yourself. No one can entertain me like I can entertain me.
Monday, July 10, 2006
what i like about you
It appears there is a small bit of confusion in the world about Alfred Moya. Some people are under the impression I give a fuck what they think of me. How wrong can you be. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me. I especially don't give a shit what someone thinks of me having never met me in person.
I do care what my kids think about me and they love their Daddy. the rest of the world can suffer in its own misery. I am here to help myself and those around me that want it. If some of you cannot deal woth that its your PP (thats personal problem) not my PP.
I'm still out of town and not to return until later this year. For those of you that miss me thats sweet. for those who don't go away. Your trespassing on my website.
Like Tom Cruise was told by Jack Nicholson. You can't handle the truth and thats what I speak. I have no shame or fear of anyones opinion. There are over 8 billion of us. If I don't like your opinion I'll go find one I do. :)
peace in your crease with hand fulls of booty grease
I do care what my kids think about me and they love their Daddy. the rest of the world can suffer in its own misery. I am here to help myself and those around me that want it. If some of you cannot deal woth that its your PP (thats personal problem) not my PP.
I'm still out of town and not to return until later this year. For those of you that miss me thats sweet. for those who don't go away. Your trespassing on my website.
Like Tom Cruise was told by Jack Nicholson. You can't handle the truth and thats what I speak. I have no shame or fear of anyones opinion. There are over 8 billion of us. If I don't like your opinion I'll go find one I do. :)
peace in your crease with hand fulls of booty grease
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
CNN.com - European study supports hair dye-lymphoma link - Jul 4, 2006
CNN.com - European study supports hair dye-lymphoma link - Jul 4, 2006
I hate to say I told them so but I told them so. My Grandmother used to drive me nuts telling me that everything I did was going to cause cancer. She eve told me I would get cancer in my tongue when I pierced it and she's probably right. i may die of cancer of the mouth som day but I will not die from hair dir. I have always said hair die, perfumes and deodarants cause cancer and now this helps prove at least part of that theory.
There is no way that showering the body in all those unanatural chemicals can be good for you. Its simply not true. It's a part of the plan to control the population. Chemicals cause cancer. Stop bathing in them.
I hate to say I told them so but I told them so. My Grandmother used to drive me nuts telling me that everything I did was going to cause cancer. She eve told me I would get cancer in my tongue when I pierced it and she's probably right. i may die of cancer of the mouth som day but I will not die from hair dir. I have always said hair die, perfumes and deodarants cause cancer and now this helps prove at least part of that theory.
There is no way that showering the body in all those unanatural chemicals can be good for you. Its simply not true. It's a part of the plan to control the population. Chemicals cause cancer. Stop bathing in them.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
CNN.com - Moms-to-be avoid births on beastly day - Jun 6, 2006
CNN.com - Moms-to-be avoid births on beastly day - Jun 6, 2006
I think it would be cool as hell to have been today. 6/6/6 wouldn't be so bad. It's a great conversation starter. You can be the kid born on the Day of the Beast. Although it hasn't felt very beastly yet.
I think it would be cool as hell to have been today. 6/6/6 wouldn't be so bad. It's a great conversation starter. You can be the kid born on the Day of the Beast. Although it hasn't felt very beastly yet.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
BBC SPORT | Other Sport... | Cycling | Armstrong cleared in EPO inquiry
BBC SPORT | Other Sport... | Cycling | Armstrong cleared in EPO inquiry: "Independent Dutch investigators have cleared Lance Armstrong of doping in the 1999 Tour de France."
Sweet. I think Lance is the king of road cycling and I would never want to see him dethroned. I am certain he doped but I blame society and his doctors for pushing him to super human feats. The guy has heart and style and has done so much for cycling and America in general that a little doping won't phase me. I'm glad Lance is publicly clean and the kids have someone to look up to thats worth a damn.
Thanks Lance for inspiring me and many other riders to give a shit. Your Wheaties box from 1999 still sits here on my desk with the cereal inside and I want to keep it that way.
Sweet. I think Lance is the king of road cycling and I would never want to see him dethroned. I am certain he doped but I blame society and his doctors for pushing him to super human feats. The guy has heart and style and has done so much for cycling and America in general that a little doping won't phase me. I'm glad Lance is publicly clean and the kids have someone to look up to thats worth a damn.
Thanks Lance for inspiring me and many other riders to give a shit. Your Wheaties box from 1999 still sits here on my desk with the cereal inside and I want to keep it that way.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
CNN.com - Study finds no marijuana-lung cancer link - May 24, 2006
CNN.com - Study finds no marijuana-lung cancer link - May 24, 2006
Man, I'm glad I don't have to worry about lung cancer! But wait, how can marijuana be worse for me then cigarettes? I mean thet is what they say right? I guess it must be about who they are. As many of us have known forever pot is not bad for you.
Now, buying marijuana on the streets of America has become dangerous. Not only dangerous but fucking expensive as hell. Makes me want to move somewhere that allows me to smoke my marijuana in peace.
Man, I'm glad I don't have to worry about lung cancer! But wait, how can marijuana be worse for me then cigarettes? I mean thet is what they say right? I guess it must be about who they are. As many of us have known forever pot is not bad for you.
Now, buying marijuana on the streets of America has become dangerous. Not only dangerous but fucking expensive as hell. Makes me want to move somewhere that allows me to smoke my marijuana in peace.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
$100,000 challenge to prove us wrong!
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Want to make a hundred grand? Give it a shot!Cannabis in the Old Testament
Kaneh Bosm: Cannabis in the Old Testament: "THE HIDDEN STORY OF CANNABIS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT "
I get lots of people that ask me about cannabis and the bible. I just came across this site that seems to do a good job of putting it all together.
I get lots of people that ask me about cannabis and the bible. I just came across this site that seems to do a good job of putting it all together.
Monday, May 01, 2006
Teake Douchette
Here is a little story about a girl named Teake. She had a boyfriend named Edward Hale. He was 42 and useless too. Edward Hale had a dream of being a father cause he saw it on TV or something. He fucked Teakes fat ass real good and knocked her up. Dumb as she was Teake thought it was a great thing and she kept the baby. She was to give Ed what he always wanted. A family. He cannot read or write but thinks he deserves to be a father because he has a dick in his pants.
The had a boy named Little Edward Hale Jr. Poor bastard suffers horribly because his mother and father have chosen a hard path for him. Neither one of them has any sort of education. They have never been taught how to deal with children. When Little Edward wets his pants mommy beats his ass. When little Edward pisses daddy off he gets his ass beat. Edward Hale gets his ass beat so many time that now he is immune to it. Poor kid no longer feels the pain of an ass whupping and he laughs at his mother and father when they hit him now. He knows they should not hit him so he fights back and what does daddy do? He shows the little baby who the man is in the family and he smacks his ass more. Of course what Edward really learns is that violence is the way to what you want. When mommy wants something she beats it out of me so I have to do the same.
One day Edward Hale decides he wants to sell his house and move into mine. He figures the best things for him and his family is to sell their home and quit his job and move into Als' nice new house in Ocala because Ed really likes Ocala. What we already knew was that Ed would eventually leave Teake for another whore with money just like he did. So after two weeks he spends all the money they made by selling the house on drugs and alcohol. He gets a job and makes money but lies to Teake about it all and says he's making no money. In no time at all Ed gets on my nerves and I boot his lazy useless fuck as out of my house. He leaves his girl Teake here to die on my couch like some lump of fucking shit.
Teake comes from a family of fuck ups and will never amount to much of anything. She knows this and the depression eats her alive all day every day. She has some pretty bad emotional issues and self esteem is non existent. She crams large amounts of food in her fat fuck face and the cholesterol will choke her out before Edward is a teenager. Teake Doucette lets her kid run around my house like a fucking wild animal. In the first week here he almost kills my kids three times. Everyone thinks its a fucking game but I caught him with a knife chasing my kids around the kitchen and he's only two. Of course no one calls this child abuse but the level of neglect is astounding when you see it from the inside. Being a lazy dumb fuck all Teake knows is what Teak is told so she does what Daddy dearest taught here. She lets the kid do whatever he wants until he does something wrong and then she beats the shit out of him, yells at him, demeans and degrades him and then returns to the next episode of Fear Factor or Jerry fucking Springer with her just as useless sister Elise.
So, the day comes when I realize that if no else is going to raise the kid right maybe I can try and help. I open my heart to Edward and try to help. I take him with me to do things around the house because he has no father and I know how bad that sucks. He's not a bad kid at all but he's fucked up pretty bad. He has no idea how bad he hurts people and you cannot get through to him with violence. I was able to make some progress with him by speaking to him and by limiting his freedoms. He responded well to fear as sad as it was. If I needed him to listen to me the best thing I could do was pick him up over my head and make him realize that physically he could not match me. In less than a few weeks he was calling me dad and never realized that his was gone.
Raising your own kids can be tough but putting up with some other kids shit is the worst. On more than one occasion Edward made me made enough to smack his ass myself. Always with permission from his mommy and in her prescence. Things were going well until my fight with Elise. On that day suddenly I became an evil person that abused Edward and left marks on his body. The damages I supposedly inflicted happened a full week before I kicked the bitch out of my house for lying to me. The crimes were so heinous as to warrant photographs and a call to police but they were not bad enough for her to move out the day I supposedly abused her son. If I ever did in fact leave any mark on her child it was pure and simple an accident. Edward and I played rather rough on many occasions and he is prone to falling often on his own.
I love my children more than life itself. I treated Teake like my wife and better than her man ever will. I treated Edward Hale Sr like a brother and the dirty bastard fucked me just like he fucked his own brother. I treated Little Edward like my son and his parents called me a child abuser. they tried to have my children taken from me with false accusations about gun shots and bullshit. In gods world they must pay with the lose of their children. DCF will know wht level abuse those kids suffer. In return I am certain to face an investigation of my own but its OK. I am prepared to be judged by any case worker, any cop, any judge or jury. I have commited no crime other than to have loved some fucked up people.
The had a boy named Little Edward Hale Jr. Poor bastard suffers horribly because his mother and father have chosen a hard path for him. Neither one of them has any sort of education. They have never been taught how to deal with children. When Little Edward wets his pants mommy beats his ass. When little Edward pisses daddy off he gets his ass beat. Edward Hale gets his ass beat so many time that now he is immune to it. Poor kid no longer feels the pain of an ass whupping and he laughs at his mother and father when they hit him now. He knows they should not hit him so he fights back and what does daddy do? He shows the little baby who the man is in the family and he smacks his ass more. Of course what Edward really learns is that violence is the way to what you want. When mommy wants something she beats it out of me so I have to do the same.
One day Edward Hale decides he wants to sell his house and move into mine. He figures the best things for him and his family is to sell their home and quit his job and move into Als' nice new house in Ocala because Ed really likes Ocala. What we already knew was that Ed would eventually leave Teake for another whore with money just like he did. So after two weeks he spends all the money they made by selling the house on drugs and alcohol. He gets a job and makes money but lies to Teake about it all and says he's making no money. In no time at all Ed gets on my nerves and I boot his lazy useless fuck as out of my house. He leaves his girl Teake here to die on my couch like some lump of fucking shit.
Teake comes from a family of fuck ups and will never amount to much of anything. She knows this and the depression eats her alive all day every day. She has some pretty bad emotional issues and self esteem is non existent. She crams large amounts of food in her fat fuck face and the cholesterol will choke her out before Edward is a teenager. Teake Doucette lets her kid run around my house like a fucking wild animal. In the first week here he almost kills my kids three times. Everyone thinks its a fucking game but I caught him with a knife chasing my kids around the kitchen and he's only two. Of course no one calls this child abuse but the level of neglect is astounding when you see it from the inside. Being a lazy dumb fuck all Teake knows is what Teak is told so she does what Daddy dearest taught here. She lets the kid do whatever he wants until he does something wrong and then she beats the shit out of him, yells at him, demeans and degrades him and then returns to the next episode of Fear Factor or Jerry fucking Springer with her just as useless sister Elise.
So, the day comes when I realize that if no else is going to raise the kid right maybe I can try and help. I open my heart to Edward and try to help. I take him with me to do things around the house because he has no father and I know how bad that sucks. He's not a bad kid at all but he's fucked up pretty bad. He has no idea how bad he hurts people and you cannot get through to him with violence. I was able to make some progress with him by speaking to him and by limiting his freedoms. He responded well to fear as sad as it was. If I needed him to listen to me the best thing I could do was pick him up over my head and make him realize that physically he could not match me. In less than a few weeks he was calling me dad and never realized that his was gone.
Raising your own kids can be tough but putting up with some other kids shit is the worst. On more than one occasion Edward made me made enough to smack his ass myself. Always with permission from his mommy and in her prescence. Things were going well until my fight with Elise. On that day suddenly I became an evil person that abused Edward and left marks on his body. The damages I supposedly inflicted happened a full week before I kicked the bitch out of my house for lying to me. The crimes were so heinous as to warrant photographs and a call to police but they were not bad enough for her to move out the day I supposedly abused her son. If I ever did in fact leave any mark on her child it was pure and simple an accident. Edward and I played rather rough on many occasions and he is prone to falling often on his own.
I love my children more than life itself. I treated Teake like my wife and better than her man ever will. I treated Edward Hale Sr like a brother and the dirty bastard fucked me just like he fucked his own brother. I treated Little Edward like my son and his parents called me a child abuser. they tried to have my children taken from me with false accusations about gun shots and bullshit. In gods world they must pay with the lose of their children. DCF will know wht level abuse those kids suffer. In return I am certain to face an investigation of my own but its OK. I am prepared to be judged by any case worker, any cop, any judge or jury. I have commited no crime other than to have loved some fucked up people.
Toni Heron an d James O'Kane you've been served.
So, I have not posted anything thus far about my wife and her genetically fucked up miserable fucking excuse for a dysfunctional family. I have done so out of respect for my wife. Fuck all that anymore. I have been served a restraining order that has a complete printout of this site as evidence of my mental disability :). Me say war.
Things have always been pretty good between me and Toni Heron and her boyfriend James O'Kane. In ten years I had become the best son in law Toni ever had. I treated her daughter with respect and gave her a life none of her other daughters will ever know. I am without doubt the best man any woman in her family has ever known.
I was a great father to her grand kids including those that were not mine. I took her in with no mention of its cost to me on many different occasions. I took her daughter Teake Doucette in for over 6 months with her 2 year old son Edward Hale Jr because that scumbag of a father of his Edward Hale Sr straight up left his fat fuck wife Teake and her severely abused heathen child at my house with never a worry about who was taking care of them. I did this and many other things for Toni and her should have all been aborted kids. I did it because at one point in time I cared. Like I said fuck all that shit any longer, we go fight.
They say change is good and although I can't always agree things are definitely better now. The stupid bitch has crossed my path and tried to take my kids from me. No sleep till brooklyn baby.
Elise and I got into a pretty good mash it up before I left for Jah. When you have high caliber people like Trix and I things can sometime blow up in your face. We really went to far and both said shit we at least should regret. We pushed each other around the house and threw some shit at each other. Total cost to the house one backdoor window, one fist size hole in my bedroom wall and a foot size dent in the skirting outside. My relationship with her family is now a total loss, primarily on their part. Dumb fucks will have to pay their own bills now. Or at least tell more lies to the welfare state.
We fought because Elise was out all night once again. No big deal except this time Teake lied to try to cover for Elise and I fucking lost it. How the fuck could that fat cunt live in my fucking house for 6 months on my fucking dime. 6 months with never one minute spent on bettering her life or that of her sons. She spent 99% of her free time smkoing cigs and vegging out in front of the boob tube with her lazy fucking sister, my wife. I left my house in the heat of the battle and went to Tonis' house to have her pick up her fucking ungrateful little bitches. In doing so I am certain to have made some comments to her about her fucked up children but I have never threatened anyone bodily harm. Thats just not right. Is it? :)
Toni picked Elise up and took her to her house. She was there for lesss than 20 minutes when her mother, the saint of a woman she is, kickjed her out of the house and got her a hotel room at the Sun Plaza. I hope she wasn't hiding her from me at the hotel she used to work at. Cheap bitch couldn't even get a good room for her daughters and grand kids. Her man Jim on the other hand had the whole fucking house to himself. You know he's in bad health. Or at least thats what he wants Toni to keep thinking. Grade A fucking people from Big Coppit kick their kids to the curb like that. But thats not the first time Toni fucked Elise is it Biff?
So all is good for a day or so. Toni called and made some threats and shit. Ed claims I shot a gun at him but has no witness. Of course no one should stand with him because if what he says is true he was trespassing and stealing. Everyone knows that trespassers and thieves may be shot. I made a decision to leave town and fly to Jamaica because I needed one good spliff and none was to be had around the ocala forest. I let Trixy move back in the house with the kids and I booked my flights for April 1. I spent the last night away from home to avoid anymore troubles at home. One the morning of April 1st I left my mothers house at around 6am. I do not know the exact time as it was unimportant to me. I had plenty of time to reach my destination. I stopped and had breakfast at Dunkin Donuts on highway 40 and was absolutely no where near Ocklawaha when at about 5 minutes after 6am my wife says her monther Toni called to claim I had shot up her house. Of course no one saw me in the area nor could I ever have been as I was no where near the place. But she was able to provide a perfect description of me to the cops. What she did not tell the cops was that her husband Jim has on multiple occasion opened fire within his own home with his AK47 and blown holes in his own house before.
So now I'm shooting up peoples homes on my way out of town like some evil cowboy on a pussy face mission from hell. Of course I have no guns to shoot with nor is there any proof I say hello to my little friend.
I will now offer my analysis of the incident from my view for all the fucking pigs to read. There were 4 sinlge shots into the home. I understand one of them hit downwards into the carpet. This may mean the shot was fired from an elevated position. Tactically smart but difficult. No straight line of site shots from a safe distance for usage with a long distance rifle. Shot placement and pattern suggests small caliber weapon from a moving vehicle If the shot came from the street out front as a drive by then it was probably a tall vehicle considering the height of the trailer. Had to be a truck or SUV with that height or the shots were BS. Edward Hale has a pretty tall Ford Bronco and works with
The single shots were fired for only one of two reasons. Reasson one is tokill someone, and reason two would be to scare someone. Lets access this further. If the person would have wanted to kill Toni Heron they would not do it with 4 random shots fired into a house from a distance or possibly a moving car. They would have done something to make sure she was good and dead but they didn't. So by process of elimination we assume the intent was to scare her. Well 4 gunshots would scare the average person but who claims these people are average. Jim has a massive gun collecction. During the holidays while Ed lived here he brought over a bunch of gunds and they shot up my whole fucking yard while I was out. I come home to a yard full of empty rounds and broken shit. They shot up two barrels and my fan and my fire extinguisher and all sorts of shit. I tried to clean it up but its too much shit. They must have laid off a thousand rounds or more in a day. My yard is a mess. But they are family and I was to forgive them right?Anyway back to Toni Heron being shit at I mean shot at. Now if a person wanted to scare a family with its own huge gun collection he would probably not shoot from a distance with single shots. A real criminal would bust out the same shotgun I was supposed to have shot Ed with and did some real damage to a house. You see nothing scares like buckshot. You would only need one shot to punch a larger more scary hole. You would never need time to squeeze off 4 rounds from a moving vehcile. One shot in the side of that house with a shotgun and Toni Heron and her asshole boyfriend Jim would have moved the very same day. Mission accomplished they would have been scared for sure. Thats efficient, thats how its done. Fuck popping a couple random shots from a distance. You want to scare someone get your 12 gauge out and put the fucking fear in them. So, by shear refusal to accept something so pussy like it was not me that shot the whores house up. IF I had something to say to Jim and Toni I would do it to their faces, not from a car or from across the street.
So of course Jim calls my mom and makes threats. He tells her he is going to kill me and my kids. He told Elise the same bullshit. My only choice upon retunr was to protect my family. Florida law forbids me from owning a handgun in order to protect my family because I am a horrible convicted junkie. Arrested on multiple occasions for personal usage drug charges I am considered a threat to society although I have in fact paid my debt long ago. I was forced to follow the law and file a restraining order against these people for threats made against me and my kids. Now the restraining order against me claims that I threatened to kill Toni and her daughters and that I have been harassing her by flicking her the finger and honking my car horn. I must have been waving at someone else or something, who knows. Maybe she made it up. The cop said this was retalitory in nature and more a formality. I laugh at them. Its paper. Its not bullet proof. It can't save me from a mentally disturbed person with guns. Hell in Marion County you have to have two incidents on record before they will even give you a restraingin order. There was probably no chance in hell I was going to get one but now that she has counter filed I am a sure bet to get mine in as well. She can fuck off and die of cancer in piece of crap for all I care.
Here is what I do know. I put in ten good years for Toni Heron and her family. I gave all but blood for these people and it was never enough. In one day she turned her back on me, threatened me and the proceeded to fabricate lies while trying to take my kids from me. She tried to frame me for a crime she committed against herself. She told them I had guns because she knew I would get in trouble. She had every intention of taking my kids from me. Anyone that knows me knows I am a good father. They know I have never abused a child nor could I ever. I have never struck a woman in all my life until I met a cunt name Elise and I treated her like the bitch she was for treating me like the shit that I am not. I regret that she made me do it.
I do my best to live by gods law. I will not break one of the 10 commandments and I love my country. God tells me that justice is an eye for and eye, a tooth for a tooth. As a cock strong red white and blue blooded American Revolutionary I say fuck you to the face of those that would tread upon me or my Bill of Rights.
Things have always been pretty good between me and Toni Heron and her boyfriend James O'Kane. In ten years I had become the best son in law Toni ever had. I treated her daughter with respect and gave her a life none of her other daughters will ever know. I am without doubt the best man any woman in her family has ever known.
I was a great father to her grand kids including those that were not mine. I took her in with no mention of its cost to me on many different occasions. I took her daughter Teake Doucette in for over 6 months with her 2 year old son Edward Hale Jr because that scumbag of a father of his Edward Hale Sr straight up left his fat fuck wife Teake and her severely abused heathen child at my house with never a worry about who was taking care of them. I did this and many other things for Toni and her should have all been aborted kids. I did it because at one point in time I cared. Like I said fuck all that shit any longer, we go fight.
They say change is good and although I can't always agree things are definitely better now. The stupid bitch has crossed my path and tried to take my kids from me. No sleep till brooklyn baby.
Elise and I got into a pretty good mash it up before I left for Jah. When you have high caliber people like Trix and I things can sometime blow up in your face. We really went to far and both said shit we at least should regret. We pushed each other around the house and threw some shit at each other. Total cost to the house one backdoor window, one fist size hole in my bedroom wall and a foot size dent in the skirting outside. My relationship with her family is now a total loss, primarily on their part. Dumb fucks will have to pay their own bills now. Or at least tell more lies to the welfare state.
We fought because Elise was out all night once again. No big deal except this time Teake lied to try to cover for Elise and I fucking lost it. How the fuck could that fat cunt live in my fucking house for 6 months on my fucking dime. 6 months with never one minute spent on bettering her life or that of her sons. She spent 99% of her free time smkoing cigs and vegging out in front of the boob tube with her lazy fucking sister, my wife. I left my house in the heat of the battle and went to Tonis' house to have her pick up her fucking ungrateful little bitches. In doing so I am certain to have made some comments to her about her fucked up children but I have never threatened anyone bodily harm. Thats just not right. Is it? :)
Toni picked Elise up and took her to her house. She was there for lesss than 20 minutes when her mother, the saint of a woman she is, kickjed her out of the house and got her a hotel room at the Sun Plaza. I hope she wasn't hiding her from me at the hotel she used to work at. Cheap bitch couldn't even get a good room for her daughters and grand kids. Her man Jim on the other hand had the whole fucking house to himself. You know he's in bad health. Or at least thats what he wants Toni to keep thinking. Grade A fucking people from Big Coppit kick their kids to the curb like that. But thats not the first time Toni fucked Elise is it Biff?
So all is good for a day or so. Toni called and made some threats and shit. Ed claims I shot a gun at him but has no witness. Of course no one should stand with him because if what he says is true he was trespassing and stealing. Everyone knows that trespassers and thieves may be shot. I made a decision to leave town and fly to Jamaica because I needed one good spliff and none was to be had around the ocala forest. I let Trixy move back in the house with the kids and I booked my flights for April 1. I spent the last night away from home to avoid anymore troubles at home. One the morning of April 1st I left my mothers house at around 6am. I do not know the exact time as it was unimportant to me. I had plenty of time to reach my destination. I stopped and had breakfast at Dunkin Donuts on highway 40 and was absolutely no where near Ocklawaha when at about 5 minutes after 6am my wife says her monther Toni called to claim I had shot up her house. Of course no one saw me in the area nor could I ever have been as I was no where near the place. But she was able to provide a perfect description of me to the cops. What she did not tell the cops was that her husband Jim has on multiple occasion opened fire within his own home with his AK47 and blown holes in his own house before.
So now I'm shooting up peoples homes on my way out of town like some evil cowboy on a pussy face mission from hell. Of course I have no guns to shoot with nor is there any proof I say hello to my little friend.
I will now offer my analysis of the incident from my view for all the fucking pigs to read. There were 4 sinlge shots into the home. I understand one of them hit downwards into the carpet. This may mean the shot was fired from an elevated position. Tactically smart but difficult. No straight line of site shots from a safe distance for usage with a long distance rifle. Shot placement and pattern suggests small caliber weapon from a moving vehicle If the shot came from the street out front as a drive by then it was probably a tall vehicle considering the height of the trailer. Had to be a truck or SUV with that height or the shots were BS. Edward Hale has a pretty tall Ford Bronco and works with
The single shots were fired for only one of two reasons. Reasson one is tokill someone, and reason two would be to scare someone. Lets access this further. If the person would have wanted to kill Toni Heron they would not do it with 4 random shots fired into a house from a distance or possibly a moving car. They would have done something to make sure she was good and dead but they didn't. So by process of elimination we assume the intent was to scare her. Well 4 gunshots would scare the average person but who claims these people are average. Jim has a massive gun collecction. During the holidays while Ed lived here he brought over a bunch of gunds and they shot up my whole fucking yard while I was out. I come home to a yard full of empty rounds and broken shit. They shot up two barrels and my fan and my fire extinguisher and all sorts of shit. I tried to clean it up but its too much shit. They must have laid off a thousand rounds or more in a day. My yard is a mess. But they are family and I was to forgive them right?Anyway back to Toni Heron being shit at I mean shot at. Now if a person wanted to scare a family with its own huge gun collection he would probably not shoot from a distance with single shots. A real criminal would bust out the same shotgun I was supposed to have shot Ed with and did some real damage to a house. You see nothing scares like buckshot. You would only need one shot to punch a larger more scary hole. You would never need time to squeeze off 4 rounds from a moving vehcile. One shot in the side of that house with a shotgun and Toni Heron and her asshole boyfriend Jim would have moved the very same day. Mission accomplished they would have been scared for sure. Thats efficient, thats how its done. Fuck popping a couple random shots from a distance. You want to scare someone get your 12 gauge out and put the fucking fear in them. So, by shear refusal to accept something so pussy like it was not me that shot the whores house up. IF I had something to say to Jim and Toni I would do it to their faces, not from a car or from across the street.
So of course Jim calls my mom and makes threats. He tells her he is going to kill me and my kids. He told Elise the same bullshit. My only choice upon retunr was to protect my family. Florida law forbids me from owning a handgun in order to protect my family because I am a horrible convicted junkie. Arrested on multiple occasions for personal usage drug charges I am considered a threat to society although I have in fact paid my debt long ago. I was forced to follow the law and file a restraining order against these people for threats made against me and my kids. Now the restraining order against me claims that I threatened to kill Toni and her daughters and that I have been harassing her by flicking her the finger and honking my car horn. I must have been waving at someone else or something, who knows. Maybe she made it up. The cop said this was retalitory in nature and more a formality. I laugh at them. Its paper. Its not bullet proof. It can't save me from a mentally disturbed person with guns. Hell in Marion County you have to have two incidents on record before they will even give you a restraingin order. There was probably no chance in hell I was going to get one but now that she has counter filed I am a sure bet to get mine in as well. She can fuck off and die of cancer in piece of crap for all I care.
Here is what I do know. I put in ten good years for Toni Heron and her family. I gave all but blood for these people and it was never enough. In one day she turned her back on me, threatened me and the proceeded to fabricate lies while trying to take my kids from me. She tried to frame me for a crime she committed against herself. She told them I had guns because she knew I would get in trouble. She had every intention of taking my kids from me. Anyone that knows me knows I am a good father. They know I have never abused a child nor could I ever. I have never struck a woman in all my life until I met a cunt name Elise and I treated her like the bitch she was for treating me like the shit that I am not. I regret that she made me do it.
I do my best to live by gods law. I will not break one of the 10 commandments and I love my country. God tells me that justice is an eye for and eye, a tooth for a tooth. As a cock strong red white and blue blooded American Revolutionary I say fuck you to the face of those that would tread upon me or my Bill of Rights.
Jah mekya
Yeah mon. eryting irie. I just spent a week in Negril Jamaica and it was all good. I'm loving it. My second trip to the island was the best one yet. I had a good time chilling on the beack for 10 days of stress free living. I seem to gravitate to Negril as it reminds me of what Key West could have been. Damn shame whats happening though. You can see the americanization of Negril in progress over the past four years.
I found a great spot to chill right near the beach and spent most of my time in the yard smoking spliffs or soaking up sun and a few red stripes on the beach. I went diving one day which was really cool. I love the ocean in jah, its so damn clear and full of life. The reef was very bleached like most of the caribbean but the bottom was covered with life. I saww some schools of gamefish and a few small cuda as well. It was cool. I was phat blunt stoneded and swimming in 50 feet of turquiose water with a dread instructor and another family with kids. We all had a blast swimming around the Jamaican reefs, it as super chill.
I rented a shack with a pretty diverse group of dudes mainky of euro descent. There were a pair of German doctors that had recently been in Cuba with some great tales to tell of travels in the caribe. Then we had my albania brother Gente and the polish kid whos name I always forget. These guys partied it up rather well with me on a few nights around town. We kicked it up at ladies night on the hip strip which was nice. These guys know how to vacation though, the polish guy was going to be in jah for 3 months and gente was in for like 4 months I think. One of them says he planted two hydro pot plants in his closet back home and yiled was like 8 kilos or some shit. He sold it all in one chunk and went walkabout in jah. Sweetness. Sold two plants and got months worth of vacation out of it. Of course they have no jobs and what not but its all good. They are both young and can take the hit.
I also met a young man named Stefan age 22 from germany also. He is a thinker for sure. Kid has some big ideas in his head about the way things should be. He schooled me on a few things and made me realize its all about fixing myself and living life my way and for myself. Damn the fouls who don't understand its not about them. its all about me.
Here is what I have learned about Jamaicans. Jamaicans know how to live. Jamaicans know how to love. Jamaicans have no problem mon. good times soon come.
I found a great spot to chill right near the beach and spent most of my time in the yard smoking spliffs or soaking up sun and a few red stripes on the beach. I went diving one day which was really cool. I love the ocean in jah, its so damn clear and full of life. The reef was very bleached like most of the caribbean but the bottom was covered with life. I saww some schools of gamefish and a few small cuda as well. It was cool. I was phat blunt stoneded and swimming in 50 feet of turquiose water with a dread instructor and another family with kids. We all had a blast swimming around the Jamaican reefs, it as super chill.
I rented a shack with a pretty diverse group of dudes mainky of euro descent. There were a pair of German doctors that had recently been in Cuba with some great tales to tell of travels in the caribe. Then we had my albania brother Gente and the polish kid whos name I always forget. These guys partied it up rather well with me on a few nights around town. We kicked it up at ladies night on the hip strip which was nice. These guys know how to vacation though, the polish guy was going to be in jah for 3 months and gente was in for like 4 months I think. One of them says he planted two hydro pot plants in his closet back home and yiled was like 8 kilos or some shit. He sold it all in one chunk and went walkabout in jah. Sweetness. Sold two plants and got months worth of vacation out of it. Of course they have no jobs and what not but its all good. They are both young and can take the hit.
I also met a young man named Stefan age 22 from germany also. He is a thinker for sure. Kid has some big ideas in his head about the way things should be. He schooled me on a few things and made me realize its all about fixing myself and living life my way and for myself. Damn the fouls who don't understand its not about them. its all about me.
Here is what I have learned about Jamaicans. Jamaicans know how to live. Jamaicans know how to love. Jamaicans have no problem mon. good times soon come.
Friday, December 09, 2005
New Server
Its been forever since my last update. I think I'll call them quarterly reviews instead as it seems to take me 3 monnths to get around to it. I just upgraded servers and lost a bunch of content. I'll have to do some more work on the sites after the holidays. Sportsmans MAX is doing well but the other sites I built have not done as well as hoped. Lucky I spent no money advertising them.
Alot has changed. The garden never turned to much but a waste of water and a few melons. No nutrients in the sand here. I got about 15 rabbits and we're building our own soil now. Mix that up with the turkey and chicken droppings and I'll get a better yield next time. I think I'll leave the farming to animals for now until we can build a good soil bed.
Tom the Turkey received a stay of execution from Governor Mom. She bought a bird and spared his life for now. Dirty bastard killed my two jakes and cost me $100 in feed and crap. I'm gonna fry his ass for christmas and eat it though. Maybe him and a pair of rabbits too.
Anywho, lots to do! I'll post some more crap here soon I hope. If not check out the live chat feature on http//www.sportsmansmax.com/live-help I may be online right now.
Steven is a Bitch!
Alfred
Alot has changed. The garden never turned to much but a waste of water and a few melons. No nutrients in the sand here. I got about 15 rabbits and we're building our own soil now. Mix that up with the turkey and chicken droppings and I'll get a better yield next time. I think I'll leave the farming to animals for now until we can build a good soil bed.
Tom the Turkey received a stay of execution from Governor Mom. She bought a bird and spared his life for now. Dirty bastard killed my two jakes and cost me $100 in feed and crap. I'm gonna fry his ass for christmas and eat it though. Maybe him and a pair of rabbits too.
Anywho, lots to do! I'll post some more crap here soon I hope. If not check out the live chat feature on http//www.sportsmansmax.com/live-help I may be online right now.
Steven is a Bitch!
Alfred
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Our First Family Garden
I finally got a small garden tilled with our new garden tiller for $150 found at http://www.ocala4sale.com. I love that site. Lots of great stuff. I ran 4 foot by 1 inch chicken wire around it to keep rabbits out. i buried it about a foot deep all the way around and laid the wire at at a 90 degree turn at the bottom of a trench as wide as my spade the entire length. I seriuosly doubt anything will get in underneath. Its still almost 3 feet tall in most places and i just step over to get in. The dogs have stayed clear so thats good. I have also built a pretty nice 8 x 8 x 8 turkey pen complete with 4x 6 covered roost/nest box and additional 8 x 8 sun area on the east side. I bought a pair of natural bronze turkeys mated which we named Tom and Tina. Two ugly bitches. I also picked up 4 more younger turkey poults to be raised for this coming Turkey Day Fiesta. Steven has claimed he will kill and clean the turkey but that remains to be seen.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
86 Ford Bronco II 4 x 4 with a 2.9L V6 and 31 tires
Man you can't wait to see my new pimp ass forest truck. I bought an 86 Ford Bronco II 4 x 4 with a 2.9l V6 and 31 tires. I dig it. Its similar to the one Eric has. I like the white paint job and red interior combo. They make some nice red shocks and shit so maybe we'll trick her out. Some cat around here has a bunch of them available for parts. It's a good thing cause I think I'm gonna need them. On the way home with it the shifter assembly went out. of course they don't make those any longer so I have to pull one. Good thing the guy in Morriston may have one. Next, it over heats and blows a crack in the radiator. eBay had one for under $100 bucks to the door. Its on the way. I haven't gotten many pics of it yet, been raining to much. I think I may put a few bucks into it and build me a tough little forest/bug out truck. I need something short and small that can scoot through the forest around here and this thing does just that. I can follow most ATV trails with twice the tire clearance and cruise pretty quick out there. I just bought a new set of 3.43 gears which should make it quicker at take off. The tires are a bit more than it was supposed to have so it slows it down some. It has a great rep online and sites like http://www.jamesduff.com and http://www.broncoii.org have tons of nice accesries I can't afford. Pretty shitty but I'll probably have to copy them with my own cuban ingenuity. I like the idea of a tire carrier with the fuel can and hi lift jack. I also want a roof rack that can haul la familias crap if we need to split for a hurricane or whatever. I got that car carrier that I got online for free, maybe I'll plan on mounting that bad boy up there. I think I can cram a bunch of our crap in that with no problem an still maintain control and stability. Steering is a bit buggy but I think fresh suspension and stering stabilizers will tighten the control on those tires. I want to put a lift on it for more clearance as it scrubs in turns a bit but I think I will go with a suspension lift and not a body lift. The suspension will need to handle this road and they say a body lift really affects the ride control. NAyway. I'll get some pics up for everything. Maybe I'll get two up and running by winter and we'll run the forest in them. I found a hound hunters association just around the corner. I may find out about training peaches and cream to hunt this season. If so I'll need a dog box and we're ready to rock. With two trucks and two dogs we got the beginning of our own little hunt club. We'll see.
Holy Shit! Spring Is Here!
Holy Shit! It's been 5 months since my last post. What a slacker. I've been fiddle fucking around for so long. Spring is here in full effect. The fucking horse flies out here are absolutely vicious. Its the craziest thing. They are eating us alive. I had to poison the yard just to save the dogs from a sure death. Poor bastards been crying themselves to sleep ever since I penned them in. I post some pics soon of the yard for everyone. So in the past 5 months I have been very busy working online. Business is still good. I can't manage money for shit but that's another issue altogether. I bought a tiller and have started a garden. Just under 1000 sq ft of cleared land. I have corn, tomatoes, bean, melons and bunch of other stuff going. The yard is full of lots of beautiful birds and life. We had a swarm of bees munching on a tree over the north road. Cool as hell in the morning to hear them. We had a birds nest just over the bench out front. As nature would have it I tried for days to get a good pic of the baby birds to no avail. The digital zoom on our cam sux. Woke up one morning and baby blue bird was a part of nature all right. It fell out the nest and died right by the chairs. Ants were chomping its brains. I chose not to take the picture. Squirrels dig the corn I bought at Sparr Feed. Lots of them in the area. Shithead Steven tried to shoot them but he's to slow. He was here with mom for a week, he dropped by for a few days and ate my food, shot my shells and shit in my house. he left his queer ass hat and dipped with no goodbyes He never emails me and i don't even know his email address. I bought the lumber to build a chicken coop but Its been raining for like two weeks. Its been so crapy I never have time to build the damn thing. I want to get some chickens and maybe a few turkeys. We'll see how it goes but maybe come xmas we'll eat a fresh kill and veggies from the garden. I'll try to post more often and keep things fresh in here.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
The New Crib!
Wow! They say time flies when your having fun and I am having a blast. We bought a new house in Ocala and moved in. The deal is set to close on the house in Lauderdale and I am glad to say I have never been so happy. Life in Slocala is so very different from Lauderdale. People seem to be more laid back and relaxed. It's much more like Key West then i had ever remembered. Its been 20 years since I lived here and you can see the changes. There are lots more people and of course cars. Traffic is pretty heavy on some days but never like Lauderdale. Big open roads in the forest make you wanna haul ass. Gotta remind myself to slow down once in awhile.
The new house is awesome. We live 500 feet from a pond that looks more like a lake to me. AJ caught his first fish a few weeks back and has been loving every minute. He has a tree fort and 3 whole acres to run around barefoot in his underwear. We live on a dirt road about half a mile from the paved road or "hard road"as they call it up here. Our property is one of 40 lots in the sub division. All they way around is National Forest and will never be built on. We have two huge lakes on either side with plenty of Bass fishing. I caught my first one in Mill Dam last week. It was 17 inches long and fought like hell. very acrobatic fish, jumps way high and splashes a lot. I actually went today and caught 4 at about 12 inches each. Awesome day actually, all alone on the water and my boat. Didn't see a single person for the whole day. Sweet. I've been tracking through the forest and found all sorts of animal tracks, from raccons, rabbits and fox to deer, bobcats and even a bear we have seen it all already. Had a bobcat in the barn scare the holy shit out of me. Jumped up over my head and hauled ass out so fast I almost shit myself. It was awesome.
I'm planning a garden along the south side of the lot. Our neighbors had one until the goats ate it so I'll have to fence it off first. I already marked it and am looking for the best way to protect it. We bought a trailer and I've been collecting junk like Sanford and Son. I found a construction site with lots of good cleanb lumber. I grabbed as much as I could and will keep hitting them up. i would like to toughen up AJ's fort and maybe expand it a bit. I think we may raise some turkeys. I fried on for Christmas and it was the bomb. Best bird I ever ate. I am the fricking frymaster. I cooked two turkeys and the best chicken wings you ever ate. Have to cook a lot though, damn pnut oil aint cheap.
Christmas was good. Dasha and the Titi tribe were here for 2 weeks. It was nice to have everyone together : ) Even Dustin was here. ( He lives up here with mom now). John stopped in NC and grabbed like a million fireworks, we damn near blew the neighborhood up. It was cool, the neighbors were outside and watching us burn the place up. New Years was Ok also. Tasha and Eric stopped by and we blew off a few more fireworks. Had a little competition with the neighbors to see who made the most noise. Its funny. You blow a fircracker or shoot a gun around here and someone will answer you with theirs. Keep it up and you may get 3 or 4 people shooting back and forth. Cool as hell.
Robbie is huge. The kid eats round the clock. He's about to start solid foods as we can't keep up with breast milk alone. I think he's gonna be a big one. He has an insatiable appetite and is already teething. He laughs a lot and has the most precious smile. He kept the blue eyes and his hair is getting lighter. Its a pale brown o r dirty blond now. Looks like both of us I guess, I don't see much of myself in him but everyone else does. Toni has been living with us but will have her own place soon. jim bought a house a mile down the road. My mom has been coing over every weekend and is finally bonding with AJ. Shes happy to have the grandkids close and excited about the future.
Work is going well. i took a VERY long holiday break but I am getting back to work now. eBay and Amazon are kicking but. I pulled an extra 3k over December. Sweet :) SportsmansMAX is cranking up also. Worked out some kinks and have 28 new clients. Not bad for my first ecom site. I met a guy named Charlie, owns the local bait shack. Perfect place to get my own brick and mortar going. I think I'll sweeten him up and try to buy the joint. Cool little spot on the highway with lots of land and a pond. Makes a great spot for a forest sports store. Maybe the start of my own Walmart :)
Aight, I'm gonna go. It's late and Robbie is crying. Peace out! Live long and prosper and blow it out yer ass!
The new house is awesome. We live 500 feet from a pond that looks more like a lake to me. AJ caught his first fish a few weeks back and has been loving every minute. He has a tree fort and 3 whole acres to run around barefoot in his underwear. We live on a dirt road about half a mile from the paved road or "hard road"as they call it up here. Our property is one of 40 lots in the sub division. All they way around is National Forest and will never be built on. We have two huge lakes on either side with plenty of Bass fishing. I caught my first one in Mill Dam last week. It was 17 inches long and fought like hell. very acrobatic fish, jumps way high and splashes a lot. I actually went today and caught 4 at about 12 inches each. Awesome day actually, all alone on the water and my boat. Didn't see a single person for the whole day. Sweet. I've been tracking through the forest and found all sorts of animal tracks, from raccons, rabbits and fox to deer, bobcats and even a bear we have seen it all already. Had a bobcat in the barn scare the holy shit out of me. Jumped up over my head and hauled ass out so fast I almost shit myself. It was awesome.
I'm planning a garden along the south side of the lot. Our neighbors had one until the goats ate it so I'll have to fence it off first. I already marked it and am looking for the best way to protect it. We bought a trailer and I've been collecting junk like Sanford and Son. I found a construction site with lots of good cleanb lumber. I grabbed as much as I could and will keep hitting them up. i would like to toughen up AJ's fort and maybe expand it a bit. I think we may raise some turkeys. I fried on for Christmas and it was the bomb. Best bird I ever ate. I am the fricking frymaster. I cooked two turkeys and the best chicken wings you ever ate. Have to cook a lot though, damn pnut oil aint cheap.
Christmas was good. Dasha and the Titi tribe were here for 2 weeks. It was nice to have everyone together : ) Even Dustin was here. ( He lives up here with mom now). John stopped in NC and grabbed like a million fireworks, we damn near blew the neighborhood up. It was cool, the neighbors were outside and watching us burn the place up. New Years was Ok also. Tasha and Eric stopped by and we blew off a few more fireworks. Had a little competition with the neighbors to see who made the most noise. Its funny. You blow a fircracker or shoot a gun around here and someone will answer you with theirs. Keep it up and you may get 3 or 4 people shooting back and forth. Cool as hell.
Robbie is huge. The kid eats round the clock. He's about to start solid foods as we can't keep up with breast milk alone. I think he's gonna be a big one. He has an insatiable appetite and is already teething. He laughs a lot and has the most precious smile. He kept the blue eyes and his hair is getting lighter. Its a pale brown o r dirty blond now. Looks like both of us I guess, I don't see much of myself in him but everyone else does. Toni has been living with us but will have her own place soon. jim bought a house a mile down the road. My mom has been coing over every weekend and is finally bonding with AJ. Shes happy to have the grandkids close and excited about the future.
Work is going well. i took a VERY long holiday break but I am getting back to work now. eBay and Amazon are kicking but. I pulled an extra 3k over December. Sweet :) SportsmansMAX is cranking up also. Worked out some kinks and have 28 new clients. Not bad for my first ecom site. I met a guy named Charlie, owns the local bait shack. Perfect place to get my own brick and mortar going. I think I'll sweeten him up and try to buy the joint. Cool little spot on the highway with lots of land and a pond. Makes a great spot for a forest sports store. Maybe the start of my own Walmart :)
Aight, I'm gonna go. It's late and Robbie is crying. Peace out! Live long and prosper and blow it out yer ass!
Friday, October 08, 2004
We're moving!
We're moving! After 6 long years in Fort Lauderdale Elise and I have decided we are moving. I spent a few years in the Ocala area when I was in high school. I actually graduated from North Marion High. (And people ask why I'm not normal). My mother finally sold her home in Key West and bought a new one in Ocala. While we love South Florida it has become painfully obviuos to me that in order to survive in this area I must focus to much of my valuable time workinng. I would much rather live in a more affordable area where most of my time can be spent raising my sons.We are putting the house up for sale and hope to be gone before the new year comes. It's been much fun but things around here are getting a bit stale to us and we need a geographical change to keep life fresh I think. I'll keep everyone posted on our progress. anyone looking for a good deal on a 2 bedroom 1 bath house in Fort Lauderdale Florida?
Robert Nesta Moya

The Moya Family is very proud to introduce the latest member of our beautiful family. On October 03, 2004 the world was blessed with the birth of Robert Nesta Moya. Robbie as his mommy calls him weighed 9 lbs and 5 ozs. He's a pretty big boy considering mommy was only 100lbs when she got pregnant. Robbie fought like hell to stay in but when he was ready to see the world he did it pretty quick. Elise entered the hospital at around 10am and Robbie was born at 3:29 PM.
We were very luck that his grandmothers were there to witness the birth of their latest grandchild. Both were happy to have been there with Elise for most of the birth.
Of course I'm as happy as a man can be. I now have two beautiful boys to raise. I'm not sure it has truly sunken in that I now have sons and not a son but I do know life has changed for us all. Check Robbies page for the pics of his birth and look soon to see some video as well. Also I have decided to split up the web content and created a new site just for Alfred Jesse Moya as well.

